CG: (._.)< sup?
CG: ( . _ . )< so youre a troll
CG: ( . _ . )< interesting

Chumhandle: chaoticGamer
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3 days later after the whole Tabby and Cry incident Happy walks to cry's house and walks in "Hey Cry? Do you know where Tabby is? I haven't seen her in 3 days..." Happy looked exhausted like she had been looking for her sister for 2 days straight without any sleep

 

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You were playing video games when Happy came it and you didn’t even stop playing as she asked her question so you didn’t notice how she looked.

CG: I haven’t seen her since she stabbed me in the back and killed me then tried to say sorry so I told her to leave and not to come around me anymore.

You say bluntly.

Toby: Why so silent? 

Toby: Hey wanna play video games?

CG: ( . _ . )< its a troll thing

CG: ( . _ . )< and sure!

Toby: What video game do you wanna play?

You shrug
CG: ( . _ . )< …

Toby was about to suggest a video game before an anon poof took away his voice. His eyes widen and he holds a hand to his throat looking terrified

You tilt your head curiously.

CG: ( . _ . )< something wrong dude?

everythingpewdiecry:

42spookynekokats:

this has been done lots of times before

well time to get off the internet 

(Source: nekokat42)

mileaux:

rojoninja:

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

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heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

yeah but

ROJO WHAT THE SHIT


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3 days later after the whole Tabby and Cry incident Happy walks to cry's house and walks in "Hey Cry? Do you know where Tabby is? I haven't seen her in 3 days..." Happy looked exhausted like she had been looking for her sister for 2 days straight without any sleep

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You were playing video games when Happy came it and you didn’t even stop playing as she asked her question so you didn’t notice how she looked.

CG: I haven’t seen her since she stabbed me in the back and killed me then tried to say sorry so I told her to leave and not to come around me anymore.

You say bluntly.

You grab the end of your horn, narrating the feeling as you slid your hand down it

CG: ( . _ . )< wel uhh i dont feel much on the yellow

CG: ( . _ . )< okay orange kinda feels nice like being pet or some shit and- 

Your face turns a slight olive under your mask and you quickly remove your hand from the red zone.

CG: ( . _ . )< no 

Toby tilts his head
Toby: Whats with the red part?

CG: ( . _ . )< nothing i swear

you try to lie, just not wanting to explain the sexual part of your new horns.

Toby shrugs

Toby: Alright

CG: ( . _ . )< …

You kinda awkwardly stay quiet since you were now embarrassed as hell

Toby: Why so silent? 

Toby: Hey wanna play video games?

CG: ( . _ . )< its a troll thing

CG: ( . _ . )< and sure!

Toby: What video game do you wanna play?

You shrug CG: ( . _ . )

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3 days later after the whole Tabby and Cry incident Happy walks to cry's house and walks in "Hey Cry? Do you know where Tabby is? I haven't seen her in 3 days..." Happy looked exhausted like she had been looking for her sister for 2 days straight without any sleep

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You were playing video games when Happy came it and you didn’t even stop playing as she asked her question so you didn’t notice how she looked.

CG: I haven’t seen her since she stabbed me in the back and killed me then tried to say sorry so I told her to leave and not to come around me anymore.

You say bluntly.

You grab the end of your horn, narrating the feeling as you slid your hand down it

CG: ( . _ . )< wel uhh i dont feel much on the yellow

CG: ( . _ . )< okay orange kinda feels nice like being pet or some shit and- 

Your face turns a slight olive under your mask and you quickly remove your hand from the red zone.

CG: ( . _ . )< no 

Toby tilts his head
Toby: Whats with the red part?

CG: ( . _ . )< nothing i swear

you try to lie, just not wanting to explain the sexual part of your new horns.

Toby shrugs

Toby: Alright

CG: ( . _ . )< …

You kinda awkwardly stay quiet since you were now embarrassed as hell

Toby: Why so silent? 

Toby: Hey wanna play video games?

CG: ( . _ . )< its a troll thing

CG: ( . _ . )< and sure!


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3 days later after the whole Tabby and Cry incident Happy walks to cry's house and walks in "Hey Cry? Do you know where Tabby is? I haven't seen her in 3 days..." Happy looked exhausted like she had been looking for her sister for 2 days straight without any sleep

 

chaoticmonki-fandom:

You were playing video games when Happy came it and you didn’t even stop playing as she asked her question so you didn’t notice how she looked.

CG: I haven’t seen her since she stabbed me in the back and killed me then tried to say sorry so I told her to leave and not to come around me anymore.

You say bluntly.

You grab the end of your horn, narrating the feeling as you slid your hand down it

CG: ( . _ . )< wel uhh i dont feel much on the yellow

CG: ( . _ . )< okay orange kinda feels nice like being pet or some shit and- 

Your face turns a slight olive under your mask and you quickly remove your hand from the red zone.

CG: ( . _ . )< no 

Toby tilts his head
Toby: Whats with the red part?

CG: ( . _ . )< nothing i swear

you try to lie, just not wanting to explain the sexual part of your new horns.

Toby shrugs

Toby: Alright

CG: ( . _ . )< …

You kinda awkwardly stay quiet since you were now embarrassed as hell


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3 days later after the whole Tabby and Cry incident Happy walks to cry's house and walks in "Hey Cry? Do you know where Tabby is? I haven't seen her in 3 days..." Happy looked exhausted like she had been looking for her sister for 2 days straight without any sleep

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You were playing video games when Happy came it and you didn’t even stop playing as she asked her question so you didn’t notice how she looked.

CG: I haven’t seen her since she stabbed me in the back and killed me then tried to say sorry so I told her to leave and not to come around me anymore.

You say bluntly.

Toby: Some dads just…arent as good as others…

CG: oh-

M!A Poof, Cry is now a troll.

CG: ( . _ . )< oh 

CG: ( . _ . )< well then

CG: ( . _ . )< i believe im an alien now

Toby: Um…….oh…okay

You can’t help but notices your horns as you mood quickly changes.

CG: ( . _ . )< hey look

CG: ( . _ . )< handle bars

You tug one horn, your head tilting side wards slightly as you give Toby an eyebrow waggle he can’t even see.

Toby: Pff heheh

CG: ( . _ . )< hehehehe

CG: ( . _ . )< this is pretty cool

Toby: Do your horns feel weird when you touch them??

You grab the end of your horn, narrating the feeling as you slid your hand down it

CG: ( . _ . )< wel uhh i dont feel much on the yellow

CG: ( . _ . )< okay orange kinda feels nice like being pet or some shit and- 

Your face turns a slight olive under your mask and you quickly remove your hand from the red zone.

CG: ( . _ . )< no 

Toby tilts his head
Toby: Whats with the red part?

CG: ( . _ . )< nothing i swear

you try to lie, just not wanting to explain the sexual part of your new horns.


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[❖ Cry to Sp00n]

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12: My muse taking selfies

Sp00n yelped as he heard the door creak open throwing the phone across the room and looking at cry

"Sup"

He tries to get away while cry is confused

You tackle Sp00n down again, growling.

CG: ( . _ . )< fuck you just tell me why the fuck youre being a little bitch!

You hiss out threateningly. 

He whines a little as he was yelled at but he stays silent hoping that cry will give up

You dig your new troll claws into Sp00n arm slightly, Bad idea Sp00n, Trolls are slightly aggressive.

You should be happy he isn’t a highblood.

He bites his lower lip whimpering like a puppy

CG: ( . _ . )< you just have to tell me what the fuck is wrong and youre making this so difficult!

You continue in a harsh tone

Sp00n: Wh-Why cant you just accept that I dont want to tell you??
He asks his voice cracking a little

You’re about to hiss out more cusses when you realize what you’re doing.

You then let go of Sp00n and stand up, spinning on your heel and walking away without a word.

You’re such a dumbass, That wasn’t black at all that was just being an asshole god damn it!

When he was sure cry was gone he scooted into a corner curling up on himself trying to calm down as a few tears went down his face.
He mentally scolded himself for acting so weak in front of his own kismesis and buries his face in his hands.

You don’t atop walking until you get to your own house.

Seems like all your quadrants are unstable at the moment, huh?


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[❖ Cry to Sp00n]

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12: My muse taking selfies

Sp00n yelped as he heard the door creak open throwing the phone across the room and looking at cry

"Sup"

He tries to get away while cry is confused

You tackle Sp00n down again, growling.

CG: ( . _ . )< fuck you just tell me why the fuck youre being a little bitch!

You hiss out threateningly. 

He whines a little as he was yelled at but he stays silent hoping that cry will give up

You dig your new troll claws into Sp00n arm slightly, Bad idea Sp00n, Trolls are slightly aggressive.

You should be happy he isn’t a highblood.

He bites his lower lip whimpering like a puppy

CG: ( . _ . )< you just have to tell me what the fuck is wrong and youre making this so difficult!

You continue in a harsh tone

Sp00n: Wh-Why cant you just accept that I dont want to tell you??
He asks his voice cracking a little

You’re about to hiss out more cusses when you realize what you’re doing.

You then let go of Sp00n and stand up, spinning on your heel and walking away without a word.

You’re such a dumbass, That wasn’t black at all that was just being an asshole god damn it!